Don't front.  You know your testicles love chick flicks.  I remember you going on and on about how stupid Titanic was, and then you're the one that wrote, produced and directed that whole entire sketch we did about it.  What a love letter that was.  Don't you remember? 

"i had the remote the whole time."   What an effing liar!  I know you were totally reclining on a couch with a bag of Utz, thoroughly enjoying it.